As someone who has spent the last 4 years of the beginning
of my adult life learning to become an engineer, I guess it’s time I shared the
quirky ,well known and funny perks of being one .
Before I vent out my opinions ,let me remind my dear readers
that I respect and in fact love the marvels and technological innovations engineers
can bring about and I am proud to be an engineer *yeah I am one :D atlast! *
and I myself have smart focused engineer buddies who will sure create wonders(
in short this just for fun) .
Perk 1: Your career isn’t restricted; you needn’t become an
engineer after all! Haven’t we seen enough and more engineers venture out into
so many different arenas like Arvind Kejriwal into politics, Chetan Bhagat into
writing , Alfred Hitchcock into direction and production, Scott Adams into
creating the cartoon Dilbert .So all my engineer friends out there who had so
many more different wishes and ambitions I guess engineering is like the
inflatable swim ring which is there to keep us buoyant in case we don’t do so
well in our other aspirations. Long live the versatility Engineering offers us
;)
Perk 2 : 4 years for introspection : Trust me this is linked
to the previous one ,but c’mon you have chosen engineering for reasons only we
know (I still wonder what is that powerful force which made the Indian society
get obsessed with Engineers or Doctors and force their kids to become one!!) This gives you 4 long years to either develop
interest in actual engineering or delve into various other passions like
photography, entrepreneurship, event planning and so on. The best part is by
the end of 4 years you will be a graduate and most probably have a clear
outlook what you want in life and what you don’t want! Thank you engineering
for the clarity you give us!
*Perk 3: Your temperament will be raised by the time you
graduate(True story :D) .Yeah whether its surviving on bad food constantly(
Best training ground –Hostel mess) , preparing for exams in 1 night (You would
still ace with such preparation ),writing the most nonsensical gibberish and still
scoring well (My Professional ethics paper was one such piece, it has the most
hypothetical heartwarming ethical stories as examples), surviving the most
enlightening lectures :P ,*sarcasm oozing out* you would have had professors who are awesome as well as the not
so good ones (I am being way too kind by not using other adjectives :P),filling
up your answer sheets with your well
perfected art of creative story
writing ( At least one answer in my paper would be my self
professed technological creation, I pity my staff really! ).I am not quite sure
how all of this will help you but I am sure it will (optimism another gem you
inculcate ;) ). Engineering is after all a skill acquisition platform.
Perk 4: You will be left without choice, but to learn to
live economically :D ! This was my basic way of surviving for a month :
Day 1- 10 : Yaaay! Dad’s credited money! Eat out, hang out,
plan trips for the next month, and many other plans. (Oops I forgot , make the
never enduring resolution to plan and spend :P)
Day 11- 20 : Alert! You don’t have much of your pocket money
left! Hardly Rs 250 left from the 1000.You start cutting down. Try liking the
mess food *sigh*, public buses and what not!
Day 20-30 : Trips planned during the first days are postponed
due to insufficient funds, Search all my jean pockets for some long forgotten
money, *sharing is caring* and making friends treat you :P and in
short even the dhaba walla gives you a pathetic look when he sees you counting
all the possible change you collected from the gang of friends you went to eat
with to pay the bill!:P
So this does teach you a lot and you learn to live more
frugally :D.
Perk 5:This ones for students who are pursuing MBA after
your engineering. We all know that an almost instant bond is formed with your
new friends who are engineers, it’s basically because all of us understand
concepts the same way and get confused for the same subjects: D !That’s when Commerce
students rescue us J*our
very own saviors’ ;) *
*P.S – My dear undergrad College authorities do not take any
of this seriously: D, my graduation isn’t over yet so I guess you understand!
*sheepish smile*
Now these are few of my observations and experiences from my
engineering years J
I am sure my engineering readers will have even more valuable ones, do share
them and those who are not engineers
read and have a good laugh ;) and those who are laugh and relive those memories
:D.
So Happy New Year folksJ
Havee an awesome 2014 and I will continue writing do read and enjoy them!
As always Stay Happy and Keep that Smile on J
As always Stay Happy and Keep that Smile on J